Henfliging is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, happy swan.

Henfliging created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Henfliging, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Henfliging, she will turn you into a puffin.

Henfliging's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Henfliging's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head turquoise.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always look after injured aardvarks.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.