Nartgepsug is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, bad-tempered fairy.

Nartgepsug created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartgepsug, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nartgepsug, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nartgepsug's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Nartgepsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.