Stragfabmip is a god.

He takes the form of a large, effective hydra.

Stragfabmip created carbon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragfabmip, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Stragfabmip, he will be very unhappy.

Stragfabmip's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Stragfabmip's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three frogs approach from the north.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stragfabmip.

4. Always help sick bats.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.