Tiksuggof is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, deceitful swan.

Tiksuggof created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiksuggof, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tiksuggof, it will be very sad.

Tiksuggof's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Tiksuggof's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never run near dogs.

3. Always obey Tiksuggof's priests.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.