Hadnar is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, compassionate troll.

Hadnar created the Whirlpool Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Hadnar, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hadnar, it will send you a sign.

Hadnar's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Hadnar's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are not to be trusted.

2. Do not take Hadnar's name in vain.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. You must love Hadnar.

5. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.