Titsandben is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, tranquil dragon.

Titsandben created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titsandben, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Titsandben, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Titsandben's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Titsandben's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Titsandben.

3. Birds are not to be trusted.

4. Always help sick tapirs.

5. Fast once a month.