Fundogbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, dishonourable duck.

Fundogbaf created oxygen five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fundogbaf, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fundogbaf, he will turn you into a worm.

Fundogbaf's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Fundogbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Never paint your chest cyan.