Fubzodgiggil Hivwitven Tammitwod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, two-faced dugong.

Fubzodgiggil Hivwitven Tammitwod created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubzodgiggil Hivwitven Tammitwod, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fubzodgiggil Hivwitven Tammitwod, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Fubzodgiggil Hivwitven Tammitwod's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Fubzodgiggil Hivwitven Tammitwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fubzodgiggil Hivwitven Tammitwod's priests.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Fubzodgiggil Hivwitven Tammitwod on top of important buildings.

5. Always pray immersed in water.