Gonpaggun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, fussy wolf.

Gonpaggun created gold five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonpaggun, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gonpaggun, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Gonpaggun's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Gonpaggun's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine foxes approach from the west.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never talk about sheep.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. You must love Gonpaggun.