Ontnadhud is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, idiotic goose.

Ontnadhud created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ontnadhud, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ontnadhud, he will throw large rocks at you.

Ontnadhud's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Ontnadhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must never eat limes.

4. Feed all hungry otters.

5. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.