Gampaspom Kimflowcut is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, witty hummingbird.

Gampaspom Kimflowcut created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gampaspom Kimflowcut, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gampaspom Kimflowcut, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Gampaspom Kimflowcut's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Gampaspom Kimflowcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gampaspom Kimflowcut's name in vain.

2. Run away from purple bats, for they are unholy.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always help aardvarks.

5. Do not make images of living things.