Fid is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, wise dolphin.

Fid created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fid, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fid, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fid's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick manatees.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always obey Fid's priests.

4. Never feed bananas to tapirs while wearing white corsets.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.