Vabsterzankimkanlibbafren is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, flying ferret.

Vabsterzankimkanlibbafren created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vabsterzankimkanlibbafren, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vabsterzankimkanlibbafren, it will destroy your favourite star.

Vabsterzankimkanlibbafren's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Vabsterzankimkanlibbafren's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Never paint your legs indigo.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.