Kanmisstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a large, selfish wyrm.

Kanmisstrag created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kanmisstrag, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kanmisstrag, she will turn you into a puffin.

Kanmisstrag's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Kanmisstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks in need.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.