Mitflisgidfotnel Bitnabmum Ominkinhad is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, overgenerous ant.

Mitflisgidfotnel Bitnabmum Ominkinhad created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitflisgidfotnel Bitnabmum Ominkinhad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mitflisgidfotnel Bitnabmum Ominkinhad, she will destroy your home planet.

Mitflisgidfotnel Bitnabmum Ominkinhad's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Mitflisgidfotnel Bitnabmum Ominkinhad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Run away if seven dogs approach from the east.

5. Never mention bats.