Vigmissidquartlibgunpangbon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, kind mole.

Vigmissidquartlibgunpangbon created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Vigmissidquartlibgunpangbon, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vigmissidquartlibgunpangbon, he will turn you into a goat.

Vigmissidquartlibgunpangbon's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Vigmissidquartlibgunpangbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.