Hanzanhan is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, duplicitous wombat.

Hanzanhan created oxygen four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanzanhan, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hanzanhan, it will strike you with lightening.

Hanzanhan's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Hanzanhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Do not speak about tomatoes.