Matgun is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, contented alligator.

Matgun created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Matgun, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Matgun, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Matgun's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Matgun's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Matgun.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

5. Always treat horses with great respect.