Narlcudbanlidbiftim Babmonlag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, blissful pigeon.

Narlcudbanlidbiftim Babmonlag created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlcudbanlidbiftim Babmonlag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Narlcudbanlidbiftim Babmonlag, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Narlcudbanlidbiftim Babmonlag's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Narlcudbanlidbiftim Babmonlag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat tomatoes.

2. Narlcudbanlidbiftim Babmonlag loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not eat garlic.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.