Hudtadsatartcabbep is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, irritating pigeon.

Hudtadsatartcabbep created matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudtadsatartcabbep, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hudtadsatartcabbep, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Hudtadsatartcabbep's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Hudtadsatartcabbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt shrews.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.