Gunnulgub is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, effective gnu.

Gunnulgub created energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunnulgub, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gunnulgub, she will not care.

Gunnulgub's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Gunnulgub's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always pray immersed in water.