Yiktinbom is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciful chinchilla.

Yiktinbom created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yiktinbom, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yiktinbom, it will make you grow a tail.

Yiktinbom's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Yiktinbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never wear blue shirts.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.