Narlrawee is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, witless dolphin.

Narlrawee created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Narlrawee, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Narlrawee, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Narlrawee's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Narlrawee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never mention seals.