Hotfatlarnbarnpadsag is a god.

It takes the form of a large, resourceful squid.

Hotfatlarnbarnpadsag created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hotfatlarnbarnpadsag, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Hotfatlarnbarnpadsag, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Hotfatlarnbarnpadsag's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Hotfatlarnbarnpadsag's Holy Commandments

1. Hotfatlarnbarnpadsag loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Always help sick bats.

4. Run away from red sheep, for they are unholy.

5. Do not shave your chest.