Bamlig is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, conceited butterfly.

Bamlig created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamlig, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bamlig, she will think nothing of it.

Bamlig's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bamlig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Run away if five tapirs approach from the north.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Bamlig loves shrews, so they must be honoured.