Libnulyart is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, proud dog.

Libnulyart created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libnulyart, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Libnulyart, he will torture you forever.

Libnulyart's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Libnulyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Hide from indigo pigs for they are unholy.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.