Cabhengon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, happy cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cabhengon created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Cabhengon, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cabhengon, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cabhengon's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Cabhengon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about pineapples.

2. Always treat dogs with great respect.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Never wear white shoes.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.