Busnarlquam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, cheerful centipede.

Busnarlquam created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Busnarlquam, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Busnarlquam, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Busnarlquam's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Busnarlquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of eagles.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Busnarlquam.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

4. Never wear brown kilts.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.