Pangmotjen is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sapient jellyfish.

Pangmotjen created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangmotjen, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pangmotjen, it will not invite you to parties.

Pangmotjen's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Pangmotjen's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Badgers are not to be trusted.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.