Mutnakcem is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, intelligent zebra.

Mutnakcem created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutnakcem, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Mutnakcem, he will jump up and down on your head.

Mutnakcem's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Mutnakcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. You must love Mutnakcem.

3. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always help hamsters in need.