Rakflowbusdut is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, kind crane.

Rakflowbusdut created the planet Earth five million years ago.

If you believe in Rakflowbusdut, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Rakflowbusdut, she will be very unhappy.

Rakflowbusdut's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Rakflowbusdut's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rakflowbusdut.

2. Do not kill moths.

3. Never wear mauve scarves.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

5. Do not make images of living things.