Dissvigbest is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, two-faced yak.

Dissvigbest created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissvigbest, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dissvigbest, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dissvigbest's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Dissvigbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

3. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

5. Never hurt bats.