Gudnabkip Wegdabxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, two-faced aardvark.

Gudnabkip Wegdabxuck created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudnabkip Wegdabxuck, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gudnabkip Wegdabxuck, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gudnabkip Wegdabxuck's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Gudnabkip Wegdabxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Hide if eight hamsters approach from the south.

3. Always help swans in need.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gudnabkip Wegdabxuck.