Botpinxem is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, proud bee.

Botpinxem created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botpinxem, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Botpinxem, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Botpinxem's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Botpinxem's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not eat peas.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.