Bellpinbogbom is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, uncaring unicorn.

Bellpinbogbom created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellpinbogbom, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bellpinbogbom, she will ignore you.

Bellpinbogbom's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Bellpinbogbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. You must pray to Bellpinbogbom six times a day.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bellpinbogbom.

5. Never paint your face orange.