Himkimrakmotlarpmit is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, stupid crocodile.

Himkimrakmotlarpmit created viruses two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himkimrakmotlarpmit, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Himkimrakmotlarpmit, she will jump up and down on your head.

Himkimrakmotlarpmit's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Himkimrakmotlarpmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Never laugh in the presence of shrews.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Never talk about aardvarks.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.