Paglargyak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, flying raven.

Paglargyak created the planet Earth four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Paglargyak, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Paglargyak, she will turn you into a snail.

Paglargyak's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Paglargyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Never laugh near ducks.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Hide from green mice for they are unholy.