Arphotflag is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, tranquil crocodile.

Arphotflag created snails eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arphotflag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Arphotflag, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Arphotflag's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Arphotflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Always help sick dolphins.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

5. Always wear fawn.