Kensadbonk is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, effective wyrm.

Kensadbonk created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Kensadbonk, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kensadbonk, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Kensadbonk's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Kensadbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white seals, for they are unholy.

2. Do not eat melons.

3. Feed all hungry shrews.

4. Do not hurt hamsters.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.