Catdodomin is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, conceited dingo.

Catdodomin created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catdodomin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Catdodomin, it will turn you into a worm.

Catdodomin's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Catdodomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Worship no other gods but Catdodomin.

5. Respect your elders.