Parklunhub is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-powerful camel.

Parklunhub created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Parklunhub, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Parklunhub, he will destroy your favourite star.

Parklunhub's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Parklunhub's Holy Commandments

1. Put Parklunhub first in all things.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never paint your arms fawn.

4. Parklunhub must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not trade with those who eat rice.