Futgovtail is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, merciful fox.

Futgovtail created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Futgovtail, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Futgovtail, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Futgovtail's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Futgovtail's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Hide if six monkeys approach from the west.