Cengutsakfum is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, tiresome
walrus.
Cengutsakfum created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cengutsakfum, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Cengutsakfum, she will have a very low opinion of you.
Cengutsakfum's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Cengutsakfum's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.
2. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Cengutsakfum on top of important buildings.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Never laugh in holy places.
5. Voles are not to be trusted.