Vidwab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, slow aardvark.

Vidwab created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidwab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vidwab, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Vidwab's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Vidwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never wear purple dresses.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Fast once a month.