Cebdabfud is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, selfish clam.

Cebdabfud created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Cebdabfud, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cebdabfud, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cebdabfud's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Cebdabfud's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cebdabfud.

2. Run away from indigo snakes, for they are unholy.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always treat goats with great respect.

5. Never mention moths.