Daggodgidlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, passionate wyvern.

Daggodgidlarn created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Daggodgidlarn, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Daggodgidlarn, it will turn you into a snail.

Daggodgidlarn's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Daggodgidlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never run in the presence of nematodes.

4. You must never eat parsnips.

5. Do not hurt moths.