Honflabhubcamnegfed is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, quiet fish.

Honflabhubcamnegfed created the world six billion years ago.

If you believe in Honflabhubcamnegfed, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Honflabhubcamnegfed, it will turn you into a rock.

Honflabhubcamnegfed's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Honflabhubcamnegfed's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray birds for they are unholy.

2. Never wear red boots.

3. Never paint your arms white.

4. Always help swans in need.

5. Do not chop down trees.