Babfidtonk is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, competent naga.

Babfidtonk created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babfidtonk, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Babfidtonk, she will turn you into a puffin.

Babfidtonk's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Babfidtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never paint your back mauve.

3. Never eat beans.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.