Pogdotgom is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent beaver.

Pogdotgom created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pogdotgom, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pogdotgom, he will turn you into a rat.

Pogdotgom's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Pogdotgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near geese.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always help manatees.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.