Sogrillbim is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, quiet hyena.

Sogrillbim created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogrillbim, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sogrillbim, he will try to impress you with trees.

Sogrillbim's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Sogrillbim's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four horses approach from the north.

2. Never talk about shrews.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Sogrillbim.

4. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.